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The shutterstock watermark really ties the whole pun together, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

Fitting Shenanigans From a Kid Named Donkey Xote

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I bet you think I'm kidding, kid. But I'm totes m'goats fr rlz about this. - Matty Malaprop

She's Gonna Grow Up to Oppress EVERYONE

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Honey! HONEY! I have some great news for you! We're pregnant with a ruthless dictator! - Matty Malaprop