That's a Lot of Buildup for Such a Little Pun...

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Oh, "Scrubs..." why your network hasn't wiped you from existence yet is utterly beyond me. - Matty Malaprop

Fitting Shenanigans From a Kid Named Donkey Xote

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I bet you think I'm kidding, kid. But I'm totes m'goats fr rlz about this. - Matty Malaprop

I Beg To Differ

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BabiesAreGross #Don'tDenyIt #VesselsForFilthAndCrying - Matty Malaprop

That's Newts to Me

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You'd be cursing too if you were held aleft by some unseen force, I bet. - Matty Malaprop