That's Newts to Me

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That's Newts to Me
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You'd be cursing too if you were held aleft by some unseen force, I bet. - Matty Malaprop

Fitting Shenanigans From a Kid Named Donkey Xote

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Fitting Shenanigans From a Kid Named Donkey Xote
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I bet you think I'm kidding, kid. But I'm totes m'goats fr rlz about this. - Matty Malaprop

She's Gonna Grow Up to Oppress EVERYONE

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She's Gonna Grow Up to Oppress EVERYONE
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Honey! HONEY! I have some great news for you! We're pregnant with a ruthless dictator! - Matty Malaprop

Baby Got Back

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Baby Got Back
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I don't think Sir Mix-a-Lot had precisely this in mind when he wrote that song... - Matty Malaprop