I'm Sure He'll B Fine

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And in this strange universe, I before E except after C takes on a whole new level of relevance and urgency. - Matty Malaprop

You Put the Variable in the Equation And...

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He's Way Into O- Reinforcement

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I Just Hope That Piano Doesn't Have A# Edge For Your Sake!

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To think, he was just an average 13-year-old, and now he'll be forever known as a half-diminished 13th. - Matty Malaprop

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Neighbors

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Alas, poor Yorick! He was my landlord! - Matty Malaprop