NOOOOOOOOOOOO you didn't even fish the toy out from the bottom first YOU ARE A MONSTER! - Matty Malaprop
Seriously, in my eighth grade class there were tear-away pants on one out of every three students on any given day. Eww. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, sure, you have to squint to read the damn thing, but the joke's worth a couple of chuckles in my book, so eh. - Matty Malaprop
Get over here and play a video game.
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