And even when you think they're being honest, it's more likely they're just being ionic. - Matty Malaprop

Class is in session at the School of Fail!

But we're not going to be able to confirm or bust this myth without the help of CERN. - Matty Malaprop

Dude, you really ought to keep a better ion those things! - Matty Malaprop

And the Mythbusters do love making things explode, so this pun seems pretty consistent on the whole. - Matty Malaprop