Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "'I hope none of my peanut friends ever get a-salted.' -The Man"
Thanks for that write-up, "The Man." Saves me the trouble of having to do one of my own! - Matty Malaprop
They didn't manage to off their first victim, though they did leave him visibly shaken afterward. - Matty Malaprop
In the end, he wound up in a holding Duracell, but he tried to stay positive about the whole messy affair. - Matty Malaprop
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