I Used to Be An Adventurer Like You...

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But then I took an arrow to The Knee, and it spent all of my money, rendering me unable to adventure since I couldn't pay for gear. - Matty Malaprop

Well, I Mean, Yes?

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I'm far more partial to bow ties. I mean, do you have any idea how convenient it is to be able to shoot people at formals when they start blathering about Mitt Romney and tax codes? - Matty Malaprop

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