Resisting a Rest

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Maybe you'd have an easier time running from the cops if you weren't such a La-Z-Boy... - Matty Malaprop

Digging Your Own Grave

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As someone who's most certainly on punmaster death row, I too fear for my life thanks to the severity of our society's punitive system. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe He Should Have Just Kept Silent

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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

Under a Rest

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The concept is cliché, sure, but the commentary really helps exemplify the hilarity of this scherzo. - Matty Malaprop