Glad He Didn't Stay Glued to His Issues

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OH COME ON you expect me to not find myself stuck on a name as old-school and uncommon as Elmer? - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT Mental Floss...

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I GET IT AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GLOBE IS A THEATER IN LONDON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait that wasn't actually that funny... - Matty Malaprop

It's a Corner We've Already Passed, Actually

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Let's just hope it doesn't Fall while perched on such an awkward precipice. - Matty Malaprop

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