I GET IT AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GLOBE IS A THEATER IN LONDON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait that wasn't actually that funny... - Matty Malaprop
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OH COME ON you expect me to not find myself stuck on a name as old-school and uncommon as Elmer? - Matty Malaprop
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