Second Amendment FTW

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Poorly drawn bear arms are bear arms all the same! No bear-taxation without equal bear-representation! Etc.! - Matty Malaprop

Does That Also Give You the Right to Free Touch-Ups?

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Fitting that one should tattoo that constitutional right on one's guns, eh? - Matty Malaprop

Who you callin' ugly?

Guns Don't Kill People... Flammable Material Does

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And one more falls prey to the dreaded phenomenon of spontaneous cottonbustion. - Matty Malaprop

But He Was Born This Way! Lady Gaga Wrote a Song About Him!

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All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop