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And one more falls prey to the dreaded phenomenon of spontaneous cottonbustion. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Poorly drawn bear arms are bear arms all the same! No bear-taxation without equal bear-representation! Etc.! - Matty Malaprop

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My only concern is that it doesn't seem like the safest seat in the house... - Matty Malaprop

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By KittehBoy1963 (Via: My Door Sign)
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All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop

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