Second Amendment FTW

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Poorly drawn bear arms are bear arms all the same! No bear-taxation without equal bear-representation! Etc.! - Matty Malaprop

Guns Don't Kill People... Flammable Material Does

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And one more falls prey to the dreaded phenomenon of spontaneous cottonbustion. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Going to Go Out on a Limb Here and Guess He's a Runner

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A Fairwell to Puns

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Does That Also Give You the Right to Free Touch-Ups?

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Fitting that one should tattoo that constitutional right on one's guns, eh? - Matty Malaprop

Who you callin' ugly?

The Second Ammendment

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The right to bear arms.

Quite the Arms Race

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