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My only concern is that it doesn't seem like the safest seat in the house... - Matty Malaprop

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And one more falls prey to the dreaded phenomenon of spontaneous cottonbustion. - Matty Malaprop

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Fitting that one should tattoo that constitutional right on one's guns, eh? - Matty Malaprop

Who you callin' ugly?

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All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop

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Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop