Get Out of the Mosh Pit, Granny Smith!

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Where's That Dude From Coldplay's Kid?

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I mean, clearly she's the sweetest apple of all... - Matty Malaprop

I Think We Should Just Abananadon This Conversation Altogether

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What a pear these two argumentative chaps make... - Matty Malaprop

Apple Stores After Hours

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I can only assume the artist here didn't depict Macintosh apples simply because the joke would be too simple and passé. - Matty Malaprop