At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop

Not the most appetizing menu, I admit, but the price is cheap as free! - Matty Malaprop

Now THAT is how you sell an overcosted, under-tasted kind of generic American dinner! - Matty Malaprop

Drinking it is a great way to help your body defend against the dark arts! - Matty Malaprop

I'm one of those who do, Siri-usly. - Matty Malaprop

If that's the case, then I have doubts about how safe it is to drive such a vehicle... - Matty Malaprop

I mean, clearly she's the sweetest apple of all... - Matty Malaprop