That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this? Let me know in the comments!

Punmaster MasuHUN says: "Also losing some of his arm-ore."

Well this a story all about how that metal got flipped, turned upside-down... - Matty Malaprop

Yes, I had to google Seven Pounds to understand this pun. I don't watch that many movies. Leave me alone. :( - Matty Malaprop

I've been lifting for so long, I've even started doubling the stuff I lift. SO STRONK. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Anonymous says: "Yeah, neither have I."

You know what I do wonder? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ANONYMOUS I WANT TO GIVE YOU CREDIT PLZZZZZZZZ - Matty Malaprop

I wonder what kind of tragedy has rendered him to be like this... - Matty Malaprop

Some days you're the windshield, and... wait, where was I even going with this? - Matty Malaprop