Less well-known than the canonical archangles are their more shapely counterparts: Isosceles, Scalene and Equilateral. - Matty Malaprop

Where is its halo? You mean its elliptical alternate trajectory, daddy? - Matty Malaprop

Judging by her age, I'm guessing a very very creepy man bestowed that title upon her. Teenage hair pasta maybe, but I don't see no angel here. - Matty Malaprop

I, the Archangel Feceskiel, have descended from heaven to s* on your parade. I've never much cared for you Macy's folk, you know. - Matty Malaprop