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after before Edgar Allan Poe opposites Po po' rich slang - 6547455744
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And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop

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after before double meaning hairy Hall of Fame Harry Potter homophone literalism shaved - 5901554944
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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

after before comparison ice ice cube literalism opposites shaved shaved ice unshaved - 4823710208
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

after before CD player dont homophone now see vanished - 3946005504
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

after before double meaning literalism strikes striking surname Tom Waits waiting - 6356871936
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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

after before behind bars double meaning free Hall of Fame jail literalism Morgan Freeman not prison surname - 6020706048
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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop