I'm Partial to the Canine One, Myself

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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

I'm Holding Out for Handlebar Potter, Personally

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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

Tom Waits...

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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

Wally? When Did You Get Here?

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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

Because Less is Moore... Right?

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Oh right, he WASN'T the guy who created Supersize Me. That's the joke! - Matty Malaprop

I C What You D'd There

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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

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