He Must Be in Prison Often Since His Voice Ain't Ever Free

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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

Wally? When Did You Get Here?

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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

'The Raven' Was a Ravin' Success!

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And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Heads up, Punmasters! Starting tomorrow, So Much Pun will officially be a part of Memebase! That's the only change, though; I'll still be in charge of things 'round these punny parts!

If you want to avoid any downtime, make sure to change your bookmark to http://memebase.cheezburger.com/puns tomorrow morning! Thanks, and see you all again soon! - Matty Malaprop

That Skit Was Her Hair Pièce de Résistance

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In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Partial to the Canine One, Myself

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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop