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By Mikau Kahn
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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

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No offense, "how people view me" dude, but Viewmasters are waaaaaaaaaaay cooler than you could ever hope to be. #nostalgiaformylostchildhood - Matty Malaprop

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Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

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