What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop
He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop
Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop
At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop
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