It's Really Just a Fact You Have to Accept

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I mean, perhaps if he'd provided an object for comparison then maybe his statement would ring hollow, but as it stands it's really just a truism.

And Then My Hands Start to Slippy Off the Steering Column

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... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop

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