100 Percent Guaranteed to Work

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Finally an add that is fail-proof in its singular objective of tickling your fancy. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Comic Blasphemy

I Finally Understand What Those Ads on My Facebook Mean!

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And here I thought they were just taunting my state of perpetual singledom! - Matty Malaprop

Reason Number 1,307,248 Not to Trust Craigslist

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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

Great Ad, or the Greatest Ad?

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I'd be more on board with this one if I wasn't convinced that the tourism industry is rapidly eroding. - Matty Malaprop