They'll listen non-judgmentally to all of your problems, free of charge. - Matty Malaprop

A visual representation of ROFLMAO is notably absent here a cause de Mao breaking his hip the last time he tried that maneuver. - Matty Malaprop

It just makes so much sense. And Derpy Hooves can even play Steve Tyler for that inevitable rock/rap crossover hit! - Matty Malaprop