Punmaster Mike_K says: "... the only tablet Motörhead needs is the Asus Spades!"
Coincidentally, the only Umlaut-bearing band I need is Motörhead, so I'm sold on this tablet just for that reason! - Matty Malaprop
Honey, listen, your moves really aren't as smooth as you think. Sooner or later you're going to have to learn to call a spade a spade and accept that. - Matty Malaprop
Say hello to his little friend. His name is Woodstock, and he's quite precocious! - Matty Malaprop
Liasoned homophones, you never let me down! - Matty Malaprop
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