Say hello to his little friend. His name is Woodstock, and he's quite precocious! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Mike_K says: "... the only tablet Motörhead needs is the Asus Spades!"

Coincidentally, the only Umlaut-bearing band I need is Motörhead, so I'm sold on this tablet just for that reason! - Matty Malaprop

Liasoned homophones, you never let me down! - Matty Malaprop

Honey, listen, your moves really aren't as smooth as you think. Sooner or later you're going to have to learn to call a spade a spade and accept that. - Matty Malaprop