Maybe we should lay off him a bit, guys. No matter how much we pry, he's still telling us (empa)nada. - Matty Malaprop
Or maybe vice versa, when it's that time of the month? - Matty Malaprop
Aboat time you learned to swim, right? Because I'm about to throw you overboard for naming your boat Aboat Time. - Matty Malaprop
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