Jerzy Gwiazdowski is a Stately Punmaster

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He gave a shout-out to my home state in the form of a pun! MONTANA PRIDE, Y'ALL. - Matty Malaprop

A Killarious Halo Killstreak

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Punmaster Brian says: "Ever wonder what happens after killionaire? It can get pretty killdiculous..."

LOL WHAT IS HALO HOW DO I VIDEO GAME??????? - Matty Malaprop

O R They?

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Jason Schwartzman, why are you the greatest human being? - Matty Malaprop

Beware of Landmimes!

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Further proof that you should be wary of anything that could possibly be classified as "silent but deadly." - Matty Malaprop

Groan... Family Guy...

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MacFarlane and co. need to animate me so I can punch Stewie myself for cracking such a terrible, terrible joke. - Matty Malaprop

Very Successful Advert #1: Buy/Sell

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What I wanna know is: How long does it take someone to learn to be ambiphonidextrous? - Matty Malaprop