Talking to Exes...

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This is seriously one of the more insane things I've seen in the last couple of weeks. But I'm also kind of in love with it? Maybe I'm the one with the problem... do you think that means my x will take me back and stop asking y we broke up? - Matty Malaprop

You Can't Beet These Food Puns

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Punmaster Jacques D. says: "Meat a new comedy duo as they put their beans together, kick the peanut around, and stew on some new material."

I couldn't have put it any better myself, Jacques D. So thanks for letting me not have to! - Matty Malaprop

The Step-by-Step Instructions Really Help

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Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop