'The Best Joke Ever!' (?)

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Note the quotes in my headline. That's the title of this video. I think these two have a wildly different opinion than myself re: the meaning of "best." - Matty Malaprop

Two Solutions (And Other Bad Jokes)

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The brow on this video is raised so high that I think the creator just cubed his forehead. - Matty Malaprop

The Silence of the Jams

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It keeps itself beneath the lid, or else it gets the toast again. - Matty Malaprop

Literal Phone Tag

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WORST. GAME. EVER. - Matty Malaprop

Stephen Fry is a Star Warrior

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The part dear Mr. Fry omits is where Vader gets catty and tells Luke he'll give him his presents early if he can give him a hand getting them out of the closet. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

Puns And Alarm Bells

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I suppose if you can only have two things going for you in your life, puns and alarm bells aren't the worst of going-things. - Matty Malaprop