'I Lobster But Never Flounder.'

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... I'm just gonna leave this here and go have a massive EMBARRASS over in the corner, thanks. - Matty Malaprop

No Butts On The Ground

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Slippy McGee don't care about your beautification efforts! - Matty Malaprop

Chapter Sex With Hannah Hart

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A five-minute video wherein Hannah Hart talks about sex and makes a half-dozen puns while wearing a carrot onesie? Sounds great to me! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: NSFW, A five-minute video wherein Hannah Hart talks about sex and makes a half-dozen puns while wearing a carrot onesie.

Ten-Second Puns #2

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Is there a "10-Second Puns #1?" UNCLEAR. I DIDN'T DO ANY RESEARCH ABOUT IT BECAUSE I'M VERY LAZY. - Matty Malaprop

Ten Second Puns #9

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There's something about this kid that just rubs me the wrong way. I'm pretty sure it's the weird smile he has at the end of every joke. He's basically just Bad Joke Eel personified in my head. - Matty Malaprop