Editor's note: Contains some naughty language toward the end.
Punmaster dizzle says: "My friend tries to tell us story about how he was training this new guy at a water park then gets interrupted with a pun."
That joke just gave me tuberculosis.
This is seriously one of the more insane things I've seen in the last couple of weeks. But I'm also kind of in love with it? Maybe I'm the one with the problem... do you think that means my x will take me back and stop asking y we broke up? - Matty Malaprop