Yes, I had to google Seven Pounds to understand this pun. I don't watch that many movies. Leave me alone. :( - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Nlinscott13 says: "The article commented on was about a husband who violently attacked his wife with a sandwich."

Sounds like things went a little awrye in that household... - Matty Malaprop

He's a pretty good stand-in for all the full-time teachers, but he needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. Mentioning your six-inch around kindergartners is NOT a thing that goes over particularly well with anyone... - Matty Malaprop