To boldly drop the bass where no one has ever dropped the bass before. - Matty Malaprop
He's Vulcan and he knows it. - Matty Malaprop
Just try not to eat too many of them, okay? I wouldn't want your weight to explode under a caloric Vulcan death grip. - Matty Malaprop
Music that lacks bomb guitar solos is most assuredly illogical. - Matty Malaprop
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