Music that lacks bomb guitar solos is most assuredly illogical. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe he and Spock Lobster can get together and start an underwater band! - Matty Malaprop

He's Vulcan and he knows it. - Matty Malaprop

Just try not to eat too many of them, okay? I wouldn't want your weight to explode under a caloric Vulcan death grip. - Matty Malaprop

To boldly drop the bass where no one has ever dropped the bass before. - Matty Malaprop

Or in the words of Wu-Tang, "ya'll better protrek ya holodeck!" - Matty Malaprop