But the Pubes Taste Forever

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cake,double meaning,homophone,lie,lye,Portal,urinal,urinal cake,video game
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I don't know about you punsters, but I've never been particularly GLaDOS when I've ended up eating a slice of urinal cake. - Matty Malaprop

PORTALITY!

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combat,juxtaposition,meme,Mortal Kombat,Portal,portals,portmanteau,rage comic,Rage Comics,scorpion,trollface
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Because, you know, a really tiny, completely unimportant and not remotely anticipated game came out today, or something. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Very GLaDOS to Have Good Hygeine

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cake,companion,companion cube,cube,double meaning,homophone,literalism,lye,Portal,pube,pubes,rhyme,the cake is a lye
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And this particular cake is very good at cleaning your companion pubes, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Turret Syndrome

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literalism,Portal,similar sounding,tourette syndrome,turret
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I'm not even bleep angry. I'm being bloop sincere right beep... - Matty Malaprop

The Flavor Will Teleport Your Taste Buds

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candy,cores,crazy cores,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,Portal,portal 2,skittles
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At Aperture Science, we care about your taste for rainbows. - Matty Malaprop

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