I don't know about you punsters, but I've never been particularly GLaDOS when I've ended up eating a slice of urinal cake. - Matty Malaprop
Because, you know, a really tiny, completely unimportant and not remotely anticipated game came out today, or something. - Matty Malaprop
And this particular cake is very good at cleaning your companion pubes, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
I'm not even bleep angry. I'm being bloop sincere right beep... - Matty Malaprop
At Aperture Science, we care about your taste for rainbows. - Matty Malaprop
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