Dude Looks Totally Coconuts

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double meaning,face,facepalm,literalism,Memes,palm,Palm Tree,tree
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I have nothing against the mentally insane, but I really don't think there's a chance in hell that he and I could ever be fronds. - Matty Malaprop

I Hissed (at) a Girl... And I Liked it

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cat,Cats,double meaning,forced,homophone,katy perry,literalism,lolwut,meme,Memes,parry,surname
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I mean, how could you not like her? Her songs are full of rapier wit and her meow-y voice is nigh irresistible! #Sarcasm - Matty Malaprop

... And Then What?

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I'll tell you the rest of the joke in a minute, I promise, but I need to get over the hurdle that is the lead in first. - Matty Malaprop