I'd Say They Have a Foot Fetish, But That's Just Me

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I'd Say They Have a Foot Fetish, But That's Just Me
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Besides, I'm far more fond of portmanteaus than I am of boring technical descriptions. - Matty Malaprop

I Want to Pound Your Colon

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I Want to Pound Your Colon
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Either that's a very non-sequitur threat, or we're entering a realm of fetishism that I don't even want to imagine. - Matty Malaprop