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Oddly Enough, I Seem to be Uninterested

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Entitled family member drops in out of the blue and expects earrings back from years ago. | Hi have two gold earrings gave long time ago actually feel guilty giving them because they are inky memory have my uncle who gave them If dont wear do still them anymore, can have them back, as would like keep them and not sure why even gave them or did lend them

Family Member Expects Earrings Back From Years Ago, Reality Check Ensues

It was over 10 years ago.
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Petty revenge is taken on a coworker who complains about free pizza | r/pettyrevenge u/anon98199 225d Join Coworker complains about free pizza So told this belongs here as well. Please enjoy So one my coworkers is huge choosing beggar. Like aggressively choosy point he will bully people who are buying him free things get exactly he wants. This normally doesn't affect as have learned just tell him fuck off course he always complains and pretends like just attacked him out nowhere but 's not

Coworker Complains About Free Pizza, Petty Feast Ensues

Free pizza somehow isn't good enough for some people.
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A collection of times that real life boss fight moments occurred in the world. | tool IKEA uses put their stores together | learned today about time guy brought 2222- card yugioh deck national tournament demonstrate why game needed deck size limit

Times Real Life Boss Fight Moments Occurred

Some people just take it from 0 to 100.
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It's Hard to Catch a Break When You're a Man On the Run

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Auction winner won't pay up, so they learn their lesson the hard way | r/ProRevenge Join u/Ryan_is_my_real_name 2y 1 Win my auction and not pay? Oh trust going pay! TL;DR: at bottom make art as hobby. Metal sculptures only sell them need bit money something had holiday coming up so listed one here on TradeMe (an auction site 1 reserve auction lasted 10 days and piece got quite bit interest time with lots people adding their watchlist and bidding on

Auction Winner Won't Pay, Learns Their Lesson

Should've just paid on up.
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bad products and services people said never again | zaagan-daas More Dollar Tree shredded cheese. Just. Don't. Please don't be like and try NitroTitan 16.0k points 2 days ago dollar store my area has $1 steaks can't imagine trusting 1 steak not kill

Things People Bought and Said "Never Again"

Hindsight is spending more on cheese.
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Karen threatens an employee with a write-up, and proceed to get a lesson in management | r/TalesFromTheFrontDesk u/Ancient_Ice 1y Join Front Desk Manager Threatens with write-up, and she gets lesson management. Long Backstory working as night auditor at front desk, now those don't know night auditor is like an accounting job balance all paperwork before accounting gets balance every department Restaurant, Bar, Dance Club, conference center, etc. So, our job critical be done correctly every night

Karen Threatens Employee With Write-Up, Gets Lesson In Management

Karen was out of control.
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Entitled streamer wants free music for exposure | My rate is 50$ per minute completed music. Is alright? Here is my full commission info if want take look. lemmasoft.renai.us/forums/viewtop 3:12 PM 50$ is too much. Im going be big streamer so should get an exposure discount since thousands will hear music. 3:16 PM Can have link twitch (or whatever site dont really work free anymore, sorry. My rates are already pretty low considering time investment, but maybe can work out some small discount if

Entitled Streamer Demands Music for Exposure, Gets Nothing

Great business strategy, dude.
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People describe the plot holes that are so big you could drive trucks through them | Trevor-On-Reddit 3d 6 Awards Every Christmas movie where no one believes Santa but then turns out Santa does exist. Like, who did they think putting presents under Christmas tree? If Santa is real then wasn't them.

Plot Holes Big Enough To Drive Trucks Through

Like come on.
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Man won't pay for fireplace, so he ends up with a house full of smoke | r/ProRevenge Join u/Beeker93 Didn't pay fireplace. Ended up with house full smoke. Edit meant wood stove, not fire place didn't know there difference until someone pointed this out

Man Doesn't Pay For Fireplace, Ends Up With House Full Of Smoke

Should've just paid up.
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This Inspirational Quote Makes Me Feel Eel

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Military nurse deals with Karen boss | Posted by u/BangarangRufio847 14 hours ago have find my own coverage? Alrighty then! oc Rule 8 Super long(sorry) TL;DR at end About 10 years ago got my first job at nursing home after coming off active duty military director nursing, who call Dawn reserves so hit off pretty quick got my nursing license while military and had only really cared young strapping soldiers, not elderly, but Dawn and other nurses taught ropes.

Ex-Military Nurse Gets the Drop on Karen Boss

Karen did it to herself.
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An entitled teen wants to steal a tattoo artist's design, doesn't understand their frustration. | going get tattoo. 1h Reply Hide replies sel tattoo rights and linework on my Etsy buy and can get clean like work file give tattooer! 1h Reply

Entitled Teen Wants To Steal Tattoo Artist's Design, Doesn't Understand Their Anger

The ignorance is strong with this one.
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