If the creationists want to disprove evolution, they really oughta get better about pressing the B button during the evolution cutscene! - Matty Malaprop
Don't get me wrong, I love me some "Origin of Species," but it's hard to deny that the Bible is a much heavier read. - Matty Malaprop
... because pragmatism trumps liberalism? - Matty Malaprop
Only amateurs choose their Halloween costumes flippantly. In truth, quality costume-choosing is a very precise science. - Matty Malaprop
Social Media at its best and worst on Failbook!
This is the Worst Elevator Ride These Guys Will Ever Have
10 Reasons Why Teachers Are Totally Awesome
This Student Said He'd Go to Class if His Principal Shoveled ...
How to Buy Video Game Merchandise Responsibly
Best of Tinder Week 2/22-2/27
7 Lessons We Learned From Superheroes
No hay nunca nada perfecto
Uptown Funk Ain't Got Nothin' on Downton Funk
These Terrifying Maps Show What Major Cities Would Look Like ...
Meet the McDonalds Employee Who Hates Fun
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more