Only amateurs choose their Halloween costumes flippantly. In truth, quality costume-choosing is a very precise science. - Matty Malaprop

Social Media at its best and worst on Failbook!

If the creationists want to disprove evolution, they really oughta get better about pressing the B button during the evolution cutscene! - Matty Malaprop

... because pragmatism trumps liberalism? - Matty Malaprop

Don't get me wrong, I love me some "Origin of Species," but it's hard to deny that the Bible is a much heavier read. - Matty Malaprop