Just don't make him the wrong kind of smoothy. I hear if you do that, he'll punish you by taking away your blending forever. - Matty Malaprop
And make sure you don't act weird around him when he's dressed like that; you'll only enkorrage his erratic behavior. - Matty Malaprop
Bite my shiny metal... lemur? - Matty Malaprop
Baby, are you bloodbending? Because I'm immobilized by your presence. #sociallyawkwardavatarpickuplines - Matty Malaprop
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