What? You were expecting Usain? You know that's never how it works here! - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, she's pretty, funny, intelligent, athletic... but there's something about her that just rubs me the wrong way. Like, she just seems way too possessive sometimes, you know? - Matty Malaprop

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