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By Pinds (Via: Clarence McKenah)
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Though I hear their relationship is not at all without its share of pittfalls. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Shoots Like a Pocket Gun
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Don't get trapped into buying whatever they're trying to cell you. - Matty Malaprop

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By smtatertot13 (Via: store.gama-go.com)
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Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Completely Serious Comics
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You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop

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I remember one time in college when I saw a "Leggo my Eggo!" commercial after having just finished a paper on Friedrich Nietzsche, and in my state of post-essay exhaustion I misheard the quote as "Leggo my Ego!" and was thoroughly creeped out and confused. #CoolStoryBro - Matty Malaprop