bear grylls,homophone,literalism,man vs wild,oscar wilde,surname,wild
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Loved by many, loathed by many, both men understood the importance of being earnest. - Matty Malaprop

  • -
  • Vote
  • -

And in typical "Family Guy" fashion, this vaguely cutesy pun goes on two-and-a-half minutes too long... but I'm kinda digging that crustacean's beard, so whatever. - Matty Malaprop

life,marriage,rhyming,wife,husband,life and death
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Punmaster WinterLove111 says: "Choose carefully..."

Why choose? Just tie the knot and let your lifeblood bleed out slowly! - Matty Malaprop

comic,Hall of Fame,literalism,mean girls,meme,quote,rage,Rage Comics,shoop,similar sounding
By Mio
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Honestly, I've seen so many Rage Comics in my life at this point that I'm completely un-Fey-zed by this one. - Matty Malaprop

breaking bad,shoop,similar sounding,mess
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Looks like their product isn't the only thing they're adept at tailoring. - Matty Malaprop

Back to Top