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By Unknown
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At Aperture Science, we care about your taste for rainbows. - Matty Malaprop

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Sorry in advance if the texture's a little odd. Try as I might to improve my culinary finesse, I've always been a bit of a wookie in the kitchen. - Matty Malaprop

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I suppose it's still far better than attempting to illustrate your one-eyed water-spitting snake, at least. - Matty Malaprop

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Such laughable forms of punishment aren't terribly compelling reasons for repeat punfenders to repunt, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop