Tell Me, REALLY?!?!

Favorite
jager bomb,bomb,literalism,jagermeister,double meaning
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This drink brought to you by Bruno Mars, since we all know he'd catch a grenade for you. - Matty Malaprop

But Not the Kind I Like

Favorite
bottle,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,scotch,scotch tape,tape
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I tend to drink specifically to be less tongue-tied... and I feel like this particular quaffable would do nothing to help me accomplish that particular goal. - Matty Malaprop

This One's a Real RutaBANGER

Favorite
beet,garden,Party,scarecrow,turnip,variations on a theme
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Oh man, is this a b-side from Basement Jaxx's Rooty? That's going real deep, man! - Matty Malaprop

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