He Wants to Grow Up to be a Quarterback

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homophones,jack,jack nicholson,literalism,nickel,similar sounding,son
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So his recurring "guy who has severe psychological" issues role stems from daddy issues? Everything makes so much more sense now! - Matty Malaprop

Do You See a Little Silhouette-O of a Mascara Raven?

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bohemian rhapsody,Edgar Allan Poe,literalism,lyrics,poor,queen,similar sounding,song
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Nothing really matters / anyone can see/ nothing really matters... to Annabel Lee. - Matty Malaprop

The Hours Are Very Flexible, Too

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cliché,clinic,double meaning,hiring,literalism,positions,yoga
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The only problem is they always delay sending out callbacks. Their rationale is they really like to make candidates sweat. - Matty Malaprop

Touché

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che,Che Guevara,literalism,touché,two
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Because Dosguevaras doesn't make for any kind of pun at all. - Matty Malaprop

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