Bear dumplings! Bear-baked beans! Bear chicken, and yes that's a real thing and I know because the recipe book said so! - Matty Malaprop
He can hypnotize me anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
First he was a space traveler, then he was an archaeologist, and soon he'll be a cowboy... but he'll always be HARRISON F*ING FORD. - Matty Malaprop
Talk about classics, I wish they made more movies with such puns.
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