Best Batman Character? Best Batman Character.

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alfred,bath,batman,bruce wayne,double meaning,drawn,literalism,prank
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He also took the liberty of polishing Bruce's shoes while he was out. Miss Fancy Pants is a far funner loafer color than black, after all! - Matty Malaprop

Now it's Time to Go After Solo

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base,bass,double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophone,instrument,literalism,Millenium Falcon,rebel,star wars
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They led me right to it! All I had to do was string them along with promises of freedom. They were hooked on my lies as soon as I started speaking! - Matty Malaprop

Always make sure your LOLsabers are ready for battle!

Like a Pokémon, or An Epic Fiction

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double meaning,i am legend,legend,literalism,Movie,novel,title
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He was the last reference tool in the world, and felt like he had nothing left to lose after the pandemic took from him his beloved compass, Rose. - Matty Malaprop

But What of the Horse He Rode in On?

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antivirus,double meaning,it,literalism,soldier,trojan,virus
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If you're going to visit pr0n sites without taking steps to check the links, make sure to do so spearingly. - Matty Malaprop

JK Rowling...

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gifs,jk rowling,agent j,rolling,men in black,similar sounding,agent k,literalism
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I swear to god, if there's a Harry Potter sequel that prominently features extraterrestrials, I'm out like Anderson Cooper in an Audi 5000. - Matty Malaprop