YES I'M AWARE IT'S AN EVERGREEN AND THE ASH IS DECIDUOUS BUT COME ON NOW DAT SPRUCE JUST SOUNDS SILLY IF YOU ASK ME. - Matty Malaprop
For Zero, decelerating in School Zones has always been a rather sworded affair. - Matty Malaprop
Actually, Lili Elbe kinda sounds like a good mutant nickname. LILY ELBOW, whose power is shooting flowers out of her elb-OH WAIT that's actually really lame... - Matty Malaprop
If the creationists want to disprove evolution, they really oughta get better about pressing the B button during the evolution cutscene! - Matty Malaprop
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