You Find it a Wood Colander?

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Sorry, sorry, I jest. But no seriously, you find it a divider strainer? - Matty Malaprop

Checkmate, Mayans!

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Dear Mayans, if world ends in 2012, how me a Matty promised hoverboards by the guys who wrote Back to the Future? - Matty Malaprop

Soo-weeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Ugh, now I'm just having flashbacks of that stupid Geico commercial... - Matty Malaprop

At Least He Didn't Forget to Pack Anything!

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Or rather, at least he didn't forget to pachyderm anything! - Matty Malaprop

ALL of the Paradoxes!

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This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop

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