FUN FACT: This was actually written to be canon in the long-lost eighth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Ever-Chafing Spandex Super Suit. - Matty Malaprop
... I'm just gonna leave this here and go have a massive EMBARRASS over in the corner, thanks. - Matty Malaprop
And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop
Seems to me like this friendship ended up pretty broken after Pepper snapped and started a graphite. - Matty Malaprop
Plus, that nail polish job is just ~~FAAAAABULOUS~~ - Matty Malaprop
I've had evaporated milk exactly once. It wasn't dairy good. - Matty Malaprop
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