And Haul Ass He Did!

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He knew following his orders was the correct thing to do, but boy oh boy was he sEeyore in the mornin'! - Matty Malaprop

Walmart Raises its Low Prices

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This is an outrage! How are people of average and below-average heights supposed to see this sign without squinting now!? - Matty Malaprop

But My Arms Are Getting Tired!

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Seriously, why can't the phrase just be "hold your ponies?" I'm starting to lose feeling in my left arm... - Matty Malaprop