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Matty Malaprop's Valentine's Day 2012 Agenda: Work. Go home. Cry. Listen to The Smiths. Cry. Eat ice cream. Cry. Listen to the Smiths. Cry. Fap. Cry. Eat ice cream, listen to The Smiths, cry and fap simultaneously. Repeat until it's Feb. 15.

It's Valentine's Day, and Cheezburger has a very special present for you!

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His happy face may still be somewhat gorgon-esque, but at least he isn't Howard Stern... - Matty Malaprop

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It's truly a punderful film. You all should see it if you haven't already! - Matty Malaprop

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Baby, you can drive my car, but only if you take it easy on the gas. Otherwise you'll make my guitcarburator gently weep. - Matty Malaprop

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