Enjoying This Cookie is Highly Logical

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Just try not to eat too many of them, okay? I wouldn't want your weight to explode under a caloric Vulcan death grip. - Matty Malaprop

File Under: Hilarious and Poorly Executed

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Seriously, this is sooooooooo bad (no offense creator!), from the art to the typos to the joke itself... and yet I may or may not be ROFLing IRL because of it? - Matty Malaprop

Sir Isaac Newt-on

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If the newt urinates on his head, does that mean he's excreting a Newt-on-ian fluid? - Matty Malaprop

Talking to Exes...

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This is seriously one of the more insane things I've seen in the last couple of weeks. But I'm also kind of in love with it? Maybe I'm the one with the problem... do you think that means my x will take me back and stop asking y we broke up? - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes Homophones Are... Interesting?

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Come to think of it, my family's veteranarian is of German descent... - Matty Malaprop