cool,sunglasses,literalism,ranch,flavor,double meaning,cool ranch
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He's a real fly bro, but he's also a certified medical professional. So keep him around, because he can help you work on your game with the ladies, and if you ever get into a fight, he'll be there afterward to dress your wounds. - Matty Malaprop

literalism,gay,Before And After,opposites,straight,double meaning,straitjacket
By Junggg
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Woah woah woah! We here in the very LGBT-friendly city of Seattle far prefer the term fabulousjackets, thank you very much! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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I get it I guess but why is there a kitten I don't even... - Matty Malaprop

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