If You Own Titanic.com, You'd Best Watch Out!

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If You Own Titanic.com, You'd Best Watch Out!
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You should be pretty safe if your only domain is Lusitania.net, though. - Matty Malaprop

Square Root

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Square Root
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If said root was in the shape of an "I," then would that make this tree an imaginary lumber? - Matty Malaprop

Do You Think He Means it This Time?

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Do You Think He Means it This Time?
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I'll just keep calling his duracell until he finally gives up and answers. That ALWAYS works. - Matty Malaprop

Cooking with Grillex

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Cooking with Grillex
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Punmaster Travis says: "Hard to trust him with the bass... he can't seem to grip it too well."

I'm not much of a dubstep fan, but I do WUB me a nice home-cooked meal! - Matty Malaprop

Sunset Shimmer Steals Everything

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Sunset Shimmer Steals Everything
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"Sunset was here. Twilight's got nothing anymore."

I Didn't See This One Coming...

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I Didn't See This One Coming...
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Because improvement and constructed crittercism always go paw-in-paw. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Inky Girl