The Bearded Are Coming!!

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As a bearded person, I resent the notion that facial hair is "disgusting." This poster will be hairing from my lawers soon, rest assured. - Matty Malaprop

A Creature Steeped in Mythos

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The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop

Reject the Futility

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What a fitting ohmage this is to the concept of oneness in the Zen tradition! - Matty Malaprop

I Was Gonna Guess French, But...

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I make the above joke as a half-blooded Frenchman. Make of that what you will, friendos. - Matty Malaprop

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'You're Acting Like a Couple of Brats!'

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Once you get it, you'll realize this is a really saus-y pun. - Matty Malaprop