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It's an election day miracle! ... or a minor earthquake. UNCLEAR. - Matty Malaprop

oolong,affair,similar sounding,tea,tea kettles,how long
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It just goes to show you: nothing good ever comes from infidelitea. - Matty Malaprop

combover,come over,creepy,literalism,question,similar sounding
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I just... I don't... excuse me while I go vomit. - Matty Malaprop

Bad Joke Eel,Beef,beef jerky,cow,double meaning,groan-inducing,Hall of Fame,jerk,jerky,literalism,twitch
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Seriously, all that involuntary movement can't be good for their sirloins... - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, fir real, man? That's the way you talk to the ladies in your life? Willow be damned... - Matty Malaprop

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Here's an oldie but goodie from one of the Vlogbrothers. Because puns. Yeah. - Matty Malaprop

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