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Punmaster Brian says: "Ever wonder what happens after killionaire? It can get pretty killdiculous..."

LOL WHAT IS HALO HOW DO I VIDEO GAME??????? - Matty Malaprop

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You can check in on him as much as you want, but you're always going to get out-plaid. - Matty Malaprop

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Not to nitpick here, but I really need proof that this guy wears size 12 shoes or larger, otherwise this photographic "evidence" means stone nothing to me. - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster Matthew says: "Okay it's actually Steve Martin on sunshine, if you want to be a martinette about it."

Normally I'd be the nitpicker here, but I quite like the misattribution in this case, so I'll let it slide. - Matty Malaprop

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Soccer? But I barely even know her! #clichénonsequitursftw - Matty Malaprop

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Lettuce not panic. We are not green sailors. If we keep our heads straight, I'm sure we can make it out of this alive. - Matty Malaprop