I suppose it's sort of an unavoidable side effect of being a brown-noser, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop
I herd about an opening at another ranch, but I'm having a hard time finding the motivation to apply. Chock it up to melancollie, I guess. - Matty Malaprop
Awwwww, that tower is simply adarable! - Matty Malaprop
Damn gurl, what did Zach do to you to incur such ice-cold wrath? - Matty Malaprop
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