arrow bow bow and arrow double meaning literalism - 6510695424
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I'm far more partial to bow ties. I mean, do you have any idea how convenient it is to be able to shoot people at formals when they start blathering about Mitt Romney and tax codes? - Matty Malaprop

double meaning literalism NES opponent super-punch-out take on video game world - 5064148480
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Kid would have done well to remember that The World has one hell of a right cross. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Perry Bible Fellowship

block clock innuendo literalism rhyming similar sounding - 5337535232
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Better to be on the celibate end of a clock block than have your lady be late, amirite? - Matty Malaprop