collie,cauliflower,literalism,prefix,homophone,dogs
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It's also the best-behaved vegetable I've ever encountered. You tell it to get in the steamer, and it gets in the steamer! - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,ap style,con,con man,conn,Connecticut,double meaning,literalism,misinterpretation
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Except who am I even kidding? I worked for a newspaper for long enough to know that staff writers ALMOST NEVER write headlines. Mostly because they suck at it, but also because editors are way too control-freakish to allow that sort of thing. #SpeakingFromExperience - Matty Malaprop

idiom,bear,misinterpretation,homophones,Command,bare
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And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

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