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Purple didn't do so hot either, but I don't see you calling him out on his failing grade! I think you're overallist, teach! - Matty Malaprop

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He barks all night and he sleeps all day!

... it's actually really annoying, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop

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By Jack
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Say it with me, everyone: If you seek Chemistry Cat. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, come on! Doo-ex means about as much as Kim Jong-Un promising freedom to his people! - Matty Malaprop

question answer talking mushroom similar sounding poo shiitake - 7022663168
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That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop

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