The Best Line

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double meaning,line,literalism,punch,punchline
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Me and my friends do this to my roommate everytime he starts humming Dashboard Confessional's "Screaming Infidelities." You'd think he'd have learned by now... - Matty Malaprop

He Couldn't Have Picked a Better House Comic

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conan,Hall of Fame,hilarious,house,hugh laurie,similar sounding
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The man has a doctorate in making people laugh, you know. - Matty Malaprop

It's a Good Step Toward Your First Child Support Payment

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bank,double meaning,literalism,shape
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It's always accepting new deposits, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

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