Duly noted. - Matty Malaprop
If you're going to go around crushing tongues' spirits, you could stand to at least do it with a little more taste, bud! - Matty Malaprop
I mean, where would this site even be today were it not for the valiant misspellings of idiots on the interwebs? - Matty Malaprop
... and I left it right where it was because ewwwwwwwwwww road food. - Matty Malaprop
Proof beyond a reasonable doubt that the papacy is A-OK with dem Papa-planes. #groan - Matty Malaprop
He was never much of a dancer though. He just never really had much of an ear for rhythm. - Matty Malaprop
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