SPOILER ALERT!

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Well At Least He's Upfront About It

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Duly noted. - Matty Malaprop

Don't Press the Issue, Man. He's Down on His Luck Right Now.

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If you're going to go around crushing tongues' spirits, you could stand to at least do it with a little more taste, bud! - Matty Malaprop

This is Tumblr in a Nutshell

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I mean, where would this site even be today were it not for the valiant misspellings of idiots on the interwebs? - Matty Malaprop

A Dessert Diverged in the Wood...

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... and I left it right where it was because ewwwwwwwwwww road food. - Matty Malaprop

Air Force Nun

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Proof beyond a reasonable doubt that the papacy is A-OK with dem Papa-planes. #groan - Matty Malaprop

His Style Was Always Quite Risqué

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He was never much of a dancer though. He just never really had much of an ear for rhythm. - Matty Malaprop